Just a random wedding post. Thought this would be funny. Feel free to comment on what kind of conversation they are having or what is going on through their heads.
Here's my shot at it:
"You are not getting out of this one that easily...I don't care how long I have to stand out here".
"Hope she doesn't notice that saying "I do" is making me want to use the bathroom".
"Sweety it's not you it's me...I shouldn't had eaten all those tacos".
"...Through stinkness and smells..."